Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
    Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

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    im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me


    went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

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    There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

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    Can you imagine if James and Lily had survived and one day James comes home like “hi love where’s the baby” and she thought he was in his crib so they fREAK OUT but then they hear giggling from the corner and it turns out Harry’s found James’ invisibility cloak and has been sat under it for ages happily cAN YOU IMAGINE IT THE PANIC AND RELIEF AND HAPPINESS

    Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go.
    Lisa St Aubin de Terán  (via suchvodka)

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    Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source

    let me tell you a story about the google headquarters

    so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw

    but you’d kind of expect all that right

    but then I started to notice something kind of weird

    there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface

    so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:

    "google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"

    google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks

    and actually listened to it





    I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

    It’s hit 300k now omg..

    I love this

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